This is predominantly going to be a forum to air the grievances that I develop as I clumsily navigate through life and continue to make poorly reasoned and shameful decisions.
For the most part I believe that life is about taking chances, basking in the awkward, and reaching the end of each year with a valuable new set of life lessons, understanding of oneself, and no transmittable diseases. Even if that doesn't all really come out as planned, it's important to humor yourself and those around you by listing off the 'valuable things you learned about life and yourself' ... and as I tell my guy friends, feel free to omit the fact that you learned and reflected on these lessons during the time you had to think while you were handcuffed to a motel room bed while some bitch stole your clothes and wallet.
Regardless of the outcome, we're labeling them as 'growth experiences' and moving on.
When all else fails, just remember .... Don't do drugs, and use the family whistle.
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